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Post by Ace_Archer on Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:28 pm

[16:16:52] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : all done

[16:16:59] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Who wants to see my reasons?

[16:17:00] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Very Happy

[16:17:00] Ace_Riku : And call people bad names, which i won't do =P

[16:17:08] * ace_archer now wants a jolly rancher

[16:17:17] @ hawk : LOL

[16:17:19] Ace_Riku : Ok, what are they?

[16:17:24] ace_archer : i already do in real XDDD

[16:17:25] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : It's poorly written, and about half of the series describes how beautiful Edward is.

[16:17:30] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : there's more

[16:17:31] Ace_Riku : I be on the other side..

[16:17:33] @ hawk : apparently just old angry men don't like me

[16:17:39] @ hawk : everybody else is cool with me, lol

[16:17:40] Ace_Riku : I will be on the other side..

[16:17:42] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : They're not even vampires, they're just... Meyerpires.

[16:17:45] tiedyegirl : xD

[16:17:48] Ace_Riku : XD

[16:17:52] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Bella is a Mary Sue.

[16:17:54] Ace_Riku : I'm cool with ya hawk

[16:17:54] ace_archer : hmmm bring hard cand them

[16:18:02] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Edward is a pedophilic stalker.

[16:18:03] Ace_Riku : And Jacob is Gary Sue

[16:18:06] @ hawk : LOL, my thoughts exactly Wink

[16:18:13] Acester : .

[16:18:14] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : The werewolves imprinting is pedophilic.

[16:18:19] ace_archer : an edward is a gary stu also
[16:18:25] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : The books are sexist.


[16:18:35] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : They're not more realistic than Harry Potter or any other book, IT HAS (NOT REALLY) VAMPIRES IN IT!

[16:18:50] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : The romance is totally unlikely, and shallow. (They fall in love just because he's beautiful, and she smells good).

[16:18:59] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.

[16:19:06] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : All the rules Meyer sets for being a (non) vampire are broken by the end of the series.



[16:19:14] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring.


[16:19:40] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.


[16:19:50] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : If Bella is so ‘plain’, why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters?

[16:19:58] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Isn’t it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn’t question her? Real parents aren’t that way.

[16:19:59] @ hawk : somebody archive this... this is important Wink

[16:20:07] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Lack of character development.



[16:20:17] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.


[16:20:19] Ace_Riku : this is so good..

[16:20:29] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Bella Swan means beautiful swan, which is horribly cheesy.

[16:20:37] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : If the first 200 pages of your book rely on the mystery of a character's identity, don't slap "First, Edward was a vampire" on the back cover.

[16:20:40] Ace_Riku : XD

[16:20:44] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : And that's my list

[16:20:50] @ hawk : I'd like to add that Van Helsing could EASILY waste Edward or any of the rest of them

[16:20:59] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : And so could Potter

[16:21:02] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : or Luke Skywalker

[16:21:02] Ace_Riku : Beautiful.

[16:21:05] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : or Eragon

[16:21:08] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Or Artemis Fowl

[16:21:10] @ hawk : yep

[16:21:11] Ace_Riku : Truly Amazing..

[16:21:11] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Or Frodo

[16:21:12] ace_archer : OR NEVIL



[16:21:16] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Or Aragorn

[16:21:16] tiedyegirl : XD

[16:21:19] Ace_Riku : Artemis Fowl..

[16:21:19] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : lol

[16:21:22] Ace_Riku : And Eragon

[16:21:26] Ace_Riku : And Luke Skywalker

[16:21:28] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : no one talk while Star reads my lists

[16:21:29] ace_archer : percy jackson

[16:21:30] Ace_Riku : and Harry Potter

[16:21:32] Ace_Riku : PWN ALL

[16:21:35] Ace_Riku : except each other XD



[16:21:40] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Oh, and Max Ride

[16:21:45] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Sure Tie

[16:21:46] ace_archer : and gregor the overlander

[16:21:54] Ace_Riku : And Alex Rider

[16:23:19] Ace_Riku : Artemis Fowl is especially awesome..

[16:23:24] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : But I have legit reasons

[16:23:26] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : Many of them



[16:23:47] SheWhoMustNotBeNamed : And even Stephen King said Meyer couldn't write worth a "darn"

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Re: war's reason why twilight Stinks

Post by Awe on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:49 pm

I agree with everything. LUKESKYWALKERPWNS!!!!!!!!! twilightfails...
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Post by HauntedMansionHolly on Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:09 am

:O I.. cant.. decide! I love them both!
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Post by WhiteMike on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:33 am

FINALLY!!! *Glomps war* And also, just wanna add this little quoto: "You know our generation is screwed up when our Vampires Sparke." Good Night everybody!
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Post by Islana on Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:27 pm

XD lol yeah I've heard that quote!

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Post by Tiedyegirl on Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:40 pm

XD I have an avatar like that, but it says "You know a generation epicly fails when it's Vampires Sparkle." Razz

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Post by Bluedizboy on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:41 pm

Our generation is wacked. Speaking of which, who's (sarcasticly) OMGSOREADY to see Obama's speech on Tuesday?
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Post by Phantomfan on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:08 pm

I could easily waste Edward
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Post by HauntedMansionHolly on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:15 pm

Bluedizboy wrote:Our generation is wacked. Speaking of which, who's (sarcasticly) OMGSOREADY to see Obama's speech on Tuesday?
ROFL. Im not xD. But i still love twilight. But i still think vampires should die in sunlight, NOT SPARKLE...
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Post by Phantomfan on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:16 pm

There was a speech?
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Re: war's reason why twilight Stinks

Post by Sebastian on Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:45 pm

HauntedMansionHolly wrote:
Bluedizboy wrote:Our generation is wacked. Speaking of which, who's (sarcasticly) OMGSOREADY to see Obama's speech on Tuesday?
ROFL. Im not xD. But i still love twilight. But i still think vampires should die in sunlight, NOT SPARKLE...

Lol well im a pretty big fan of obama, and i LOVE the book twilight, personally i love how its a different conseptfor a different generation, i did love the original count dragula and all the dieing in sunlight but i dont see the problem with say a new generation of vampires sparkling, i do love the idea!

Like -count dracula and count chocula can melt and edward and bella can sparkle -
tho the twilight movie was poor.

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